Bart: What would you say if I were to tell you that we're $20,000 short and Major Sims doesn't know where the money is?
Miss Hennessey: Well, if it's my $20,000, I'd say he didn't know where to look.
Bart: You're twe … what'd you say?
Miss Hennessey: You ought to have a physical check-up, Mr. Maverick; first you can't see what I'm doing, now you can't hear me.
Bart (whispers): Miss Hennessey, is the money still in the bank? (she nods yes) Well then, why can't I find it?
Miss Hennessey: Did you know you could worry yourself into bad health?