Season 5 Episode 1

Dade City Dodge

Aired Sunday 6:30 PM Sep 17, 1961 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Sheriff Clark: I'll pick him up myself.
      Bart: Well, not from that poster you won't.
      Sheriff Clark: That's him, ain't it?
      Bart: Oh, yeah, that's him, but even his mother wouldn't recognize him from that. Besides he shaved that thing off a long time ago, and he's got more alias' than you've got fingers.
      Sheriff Clark (laughs): You know what I'm gonna do?
      Bart: Yeah, I know what you're gonna do. You're gonna make an exception in my case.
      Sheriff Clark: You got a sense of humor, Maverick, maybe that's what I like about you.
      Bart: Well, for a minute there, Sheriff, I, uh, thought it was the $10,000.
      Sheriff Clark: You don't think I'm a hog? Let's say, uh, three thousand?
      Bart: Well, let's say two thousand, since I'm gonna take all the risk
      Sheriff Clark (laughs): I always was a soft touch.