Roger Moore is seen only briefly at the end of the episode.
Bart: I've never played wild games like these before … Now, gentlemen, let me get this straight. Uh, fives and one-eyed jacks are wild and the low hand splits the pot with whoever gets the…
Gambler: No, no, no, no…Oh no, that's Jack and the Beanstalk. Milton dealt that. This is Pass the Buck - aces, black threes, eight of hearts and your lowest card are wild, and you pass your worst three cards on to the man on your left.
McKee: Don't let it throw you, son, you're doing just fine. You can't expect to learn poker overnight.
Beau: Uh, an Apache Nightmare beats a Texas Tornado, right?
Bart: Right…as long as the queen is black. You're catching on very fast, cousin.
Beau: You know, if Uncle Beau knew you were playing a game called Eight Toed Sloth he would turn your picture to the wall.
Diana: Who'd wanna shoot me?
Bart: Maybe somebody else who wants to make your acquaintance.
Diana: What do you think I'm good for?
Bart: Oh, I guess you'll make a good wife for that what's his name.