Bart: Well, it looks as if I'm out of chips again, Colonel. Would you mind cashing another check for me? Say three thousand?
Colonel: Why, it'd be a pleasure, my boy. I venture to say a check with the name "Van Rensselaer" on it's good anywhere in the world.
Bart: Well, a lot depends on the handwriting, Colonel.
Colonel (laughing): You're a great jokester, my boy. Just like your dad.