(Cornelius "attacks" Bart)
Bart: Want to try again?
Cornelius: I merely hoped to prevent you from stabbing my Pachycerus.
Bart: Your what?
Cornelius: The cactus. She's female and very delicate.
Bart: I'm sorry. I was so thirsty I, uh, I didn't even notice the sex.
Cornelius: Her spines are bruised but … I think she'll be alright.
Bart: Bart: Well, that's a relief. Do you get this worked up over every cactus?
Cornelius: It's the love of my life.