Theo: What can I do for you, Mr. Mayor, honey?
Mayor (pointing to campaign poster): In deference to the elected candidate, namely me, it's only common courtesy to dispose of the campaign propaganda of the defeated candidate.
Theo: Well now, Billy only lost in the election.
Mayor: Everybody knows he's a common criminal.
Theo: Oh, not everyone. Well, I voted for him, and I'd vote for him again.
Theo: Well, honey, it's not political, it's only personal.