Maverick Season 1 Episode 24

Grace: Oh, please excuse me. I really must excuse myself. I seem to have developed a slight headache.
Dolly: Does she have these headaches often, or am I the first one?

Grace: Please make allowances for me, Bart. I come from a long line of snobs.

Bart: Look, amigo, this mechanical marvel I hold in my hand happens to be a gun. That knife won't be much competition.

Fernando: Hey, Amigo! I changed my mind, you see. I come back.
Bart: I see. But why?
Fernando: Because you say "The knife is no equal match for the gun." (laughs) You want to bet, amigo?
Bart: Well, I, uh … I'm not a betting man.
Paco: Sorry, senor. We do all we can with Fernando, but his mind is made up. He wishes to see if you can pick up the gun …
Bart: If I can pick it up?
Fernando: Si. Before the knife comes out on the other side of your belly.

Dolly: Because if you ever started anything with me, you wouldn't know how to get out of it … 'cause I'm just as free as you are. Don't feel so safe with me.
Bart: Dolly, you don't scare me one little bit.
Dolly: Prove it.

McComb: You mean, you let us find it just to take it away from us?
Ricardo: But of course. It's a serious crime to remove a national treasure, amigo. But, uh, since you have not removed it, you may even be rewarded for finding it.
McComb: Ah, now that's different. Rewarded how?
Ricardo: Oh, with a medal.
Bart: But no gold?
Ricardo: Well, who knows? Perhaps it will be a gold medal.

Dolly: I'm Dolly Muldoon. And I haven't got three dollars. I haven't even got three cents. But I'll tell you what, if you turn your back so I can get dressed, I'll , uh, get a job and pay you back.

Paco: I don't know about these gringos. Every day they go around in circles. They begin to make me dizzy.