Bart: Dr. Jones, if that stare of yours is any indication of your concern for my health, I must tell you, I feel very well, thank you.
Jones: Only on the surface, Mr. Maverick, inside you're critically ill.
Bart: My old Pappy used to tell me that, uh, soap from molasses will cure just about anything.
Jones: Except a sickness of the soul
Bart: You know, I don't think my old Pappy ever thought of that.