Bart: It's miserable country around the Inscription Rock area. It's a terrible trip; and besides, your baggage hasn't arrived.
Marquis: I have everything I need. I once walked from Kabul to Samarkand, sucking two peach pits. How far is it?
Bart: How far? It's, uh, it's four days!
Marquis: Then we'll do it in two - on safari! Come on!