Lou Ann: Every time I get up, you pop to attention like a Sergeant Major.
Cissie: Well, I'm only doing like Maverick read us from the book yesterday.
Bart: What was that, Cissie?
Cissie: You know, the perfect young lady always rises when the older woman gets to her feet.
Lou Ann: Older woman? You're saying I'm older than you?
Cissie: Facts are facts.
Lou Ann: I'm anyway three months younger.
Cissie: I'll go along with the book, I'm supposed to open the door for her, too.
Lou Ann: You just keep that up, Cissie Anderson, and I might just beat you over the head with one of those doors.