Joe: I thought you said he was a gentleman. What kind of a gentleman doesn't rescue a female in distress?
Sheriff: Oh, just give him time, is all.
Bar Girl: Somebody help!
Sheriff: Maverick, what do you aim to do about that bully?
Bar Girl: Stop that!
Bart: Since that bully's about 7 feet square, I aim to mind my own business, which is normally the care and feeding of poker pots.
Sheriff: As Sheriff of this town, I order you to rescue that female!
Bart: As Sheriff of this town, why don't ya do it yourself?
Sheriff: Well, we do things a little different around here.
Bart: You can say that again, Sheriff.