McCloud

(Atop the Third Street Bridge.) McCloud: Ya know, you've got things confused with your films! This is no role you're playing now! Loren Belasco: Was it a role, or a convenient façade for the Prince of the Undead?

(On the Third Street Bridge, McCloud and an officer are climbing up a tower after Belasco.) 2nd Officer: Hey, cowboy, who does he think he is, Batman? McCloud: Dracula.

Chief Clifford: (Of the sniper, to Det. Grover and the squad on rooftop stakeout.) So far, he's made his way up 4th Avenue like a military operation. I'm going with the theory that we've got a psycho ex-GI on our hands.

Loren Belasco: (After emerging from coffin, hearing her scream.) Really, Miss Coughlin. I'd have thought you'd have been more amused.

McCloud: (To Chris Coughlin.) Ya know, I once knew a Missouri mule that I could talk to easier.

(Belasco's butler, Morris, has a way of vanishing when your back is turned.) McCloud: (To Chris Coughlin.) I've been around dead cats that make more noise than he does.

McCloud: (In the cavernous and candlelit Belasco mansion.) This place has got more room than a porcupine at a love-in.

McCloud: Joe, you're a cop, not a social worker. Get tough! We got a killer on our hands. Sgt. Broadhurst: You sound more like Clifford every day, you know that? Chief Clifford: (Walking up.) That a fact, Joe?

McCloud: (To Loren Belasco, who is warming himself at the fireplace.) I wouldn't stand too close to that fire there, that's hot enough to barbecue a four-ton steer!

(McCloud arrives at the Belasco mansion on a rainy night.) Loren Belasco: Take those wet clothes, Morris, see if you can dry them out. McCloud: Oh, that won't be necessary, it's just muh old sheepskin, it's been through a lot worse than that, just stand it up anywhere.

Tom Snyder: (To the camera.) I think you'd agree that we certainly got our money's worth here this morning.

Loren Belasco: (On The Tomorrow Show.) Even in jest, I take a dim view of daylight.

Coroner: Look, an ambitious young doctor in the coroner's office would be well advised to avoid worrying about the living dead and concentrate on the dead dead. Dr. Harvey Pollock: I guess you don't believe in the values of ancient medicine. Coroner: Pollick-working in the morgue, I'm not at all sure I even believe in the values of modern medicine.

Dr. Harvey Pollick: Marshal, I'm not crazy. I'm a damn good pathologist who just happened to turn up a victim of an honest-to-God vampire.

Chief Clifford: (Of McCloud, to Det. Grover.) Some man of action. I've seen shut-ins move faster than he does.