McCloud Season 3 Episode 3

Ofc. Marge Serino: If you're ever thirsty, I've got a refrigerator full of beer.
McCloud: There ya go.

Chief Clifford: C'mon, Duncan, don't lose him.
Ofc. Duncan: Chief, according to this, McCloud is going crosstown at a hundred and forty miles an hour. On the diagonal.

Chief Clifford: (In car, tracking McCloud.) C'mon, Duncan, which building?
Ofc. Duncan: Dead ahead.
Sgt. Broadhurst: I wish he hadn't said that.

Chris Coughlin: Well, Sam! Look what just blew in off the mesa... (McCloud, undercover, tries to hustle her away.) Sam, I've never seen you out of uniform before... (His cover is blown.) Did I say something I shouldn't? (Bristol, Erickson and Sandler flee.) I said something I shouldn't, didn't I?

(At the press party for Bristol's new clothing line, Chris Coughlin has just told him the story of Jankowski's Turkey Legs.)
Jerry Bristol: (Graciously.) Well, at least he could dine on his mistake. I'd hate to eat a bolt of cloth.
Chris Coughlin: I'm sure it'd be just as tasty as Mr. Jankowski's turkey.

McCloud: (As Sam McGraw, arguing over the shipment to force Erickson's hand.) Listen to the tappets, sounds like a bucket o' marbles and a tin plate... the timin's so far off it ain't even in this century... look, I'm payin' for prime! You're tryin' to sell me a mule with horns!

McCloud: (To Ofc. Marge Serino.) It's kinda like climbin' a mountain. If you're worried about fallin' off, you ain't gonna reach the top.

Phil Sandler: (To McCloud, liltingly.) In a couple of hours you're gonna be part of a scrap metal shipment on its way to Japan.

Frank: (Monitoring the hotel room microphone.) Turn that thing up as high as it'll go. I wanna hear them blink.

(Outside the Star Hotel.)
Phil Sandler: The light's on in your room.
McCloud: Well, that's kind of an old country custom. You see, when it gets dark we turn the light on so we don't bump into things.
Phil Sandler: Yeah. But it wasn't on when I left.

McCloud: (On telephone.) It seems a little silly to go all the way across the desert and stop short o' the well.
Chief Clifford: The minute that well looks the least bit murky, you back off.
McCloud: There ya go.

Chief Clifford: (To McCloud on telephone, of Phil Sandler.) He's got an arrest record that goes back to the crib... he's a psychopathic killer.
McCloud: Well, I'll try and stay on his good side.
Chief Clifford: He doesn't have a good side!

Roy Erickson: You know, I haven't quite figured you out yet.
McCloud: (Undercover as Sam McGraw.) Open as a barn door in a high wind.

(McCloud's plan.)
Chief Clifford: A hundred thousand dollars?
Ofc. Marge Serino: And a ship.
Chief Clifford: The department has to scramble for paper clips, McCloud has suddenly become the Onassis of Brooklyn.
Sgt. Broadhurst: I got ten bucks.
Chief Clifford: I certainly hope the Commissioner's developed a sense of humor in the last few hours.
Sgt. Broadhurst: You want me to go with you, Chief?
Chief Clifford: No, I can't stand being laughed at in front of my own men.