McMillan & Wife Season 5 Episode 3

Mac: Isn't it the game that counts, and not really the prize?
Ken Ryan: Only on television.

Sgt. Enright: I hope you don't parla Italiano, Sir.
Mac: Why?
Sgt. Enright: She said she hopes your teeth rot and your hair falls out.
Mac: It happens to all of us sooner or later.
Sgt. Enright: I think she meant sooner.

Mac: He was really a Greek agent.
Derek: That's funny, I didn't know William Morris had an office over there.

Mildred: He said a lot of sweet nothings to me, Commissioner. I think he wanted my body, such as it is.

Demetrios: (On the phone to Mildred.) A charming woman such as yourself deserves to taste more of life, not to mention my tremendous moussaka.

Roger Stambler: Next time I come I promise I'll have something really penetrating to say.

Luciana: A house is like a woman-of much more desirability with a scarlet past.

(Ernie is arrested in the pawnshop.)
Ernie: (To Ames, the pawnbroker.) I hope your business falls off!

Mildred: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? (Aftershock.) Cut that out!

Harrington: You know, ah, that emerald thing, that could be a very good selling point, you know.
Mac: Goodbye, Mr. Harrington.
Harrington: Well, think it over.