Michael: I guess I'm more like you than I realized.
Allison: Yeah, sorry about that.
Michael: Just so we're straight here - seeing ghosts, seeing the future, that is the extent of our superpowers? I don't have to worry about laser beams shooting out of my ass, or leaping tall buildings in a single bound, or anything like that?
Allison: I believe you and your ass are safe.
Allison: Michael never came home last night.
Joe: Well, so maybe Lucky got lucky last night. Can you get lucky with a ghost?
Michael: (to Lia) Okay, yeah, you know what, I understand. You just met me, you know me well enough to break and enter for you, but not to actually know where you sleep at night. Makes sense to me.
Michael: Lia, if you're going to let me take you to a fancy place like this, but not let me spend a dime on you, the least you could do is, hm, not stare at other men.
Emilia: Don't let the suit fool you, he's not really a man, he just impersonates one. It makes it easier for him to steal your soul.
Michael: (pauses) You... know him?
Allison: I had a dream about you two nights ago...had to see if there's any truth to it.
Michael: You do realize you just used the words "truth" and "dream" in the same sentence, right?
Allison: Swear to me you will take a shower before you lay down on my couch.
Michael: I swear on my children's lives.
Allison: You have no children.
Michael: But, I want them, want them desperately.
Michael: (to Allison) Well, you better wipe that look of horrified disapproval off your face and give me a hug. Got impressionable young people watching this.
Emilia: I'm not even sure I know how I ended up here. So, now you know my sordid past, let's hear yours.
Michael: Well, I growed (sic) up in the Midwest, played some high school ball, never made it to the college ranks cause I had the grades of a cretin. Bumped around from job to job a bit till one night I got really drunk with a bunch of friends and woke up an enlisted man.
Emilia: You're a soldier?
Michael: I was a soldier...did two tours in Afghanistan. Got back last winter, moved to San Diego. Oh, yes, people like me have endless possibilities. If you're expecting an ambush, I'm your guy. Shooting? Hand to hand combat? Peeling potatoes? Oh yes, I have an extraordinary skill set.
Joe: Doesn't sound to me like you have anything to worry about.
Allison: How can you say that?!
Joe: It's easy - I just think it, and it comes out of my mouth.
Michael: I really liked the Christmas card.
(Michael shoots victim)
Michael: Those girls of yours sure are growing fast.
International Air Dates:
Norway: October 2nd, 2007 on TV2
Czech Republic: February 9th, 2009 on Prima
"Blue Bayou" by Linda Ronstadt (while Michael is talking to Emilia at the bar)
Ryan Hurst reprises his role as Michael, Allison's younger half-brother. His last appearance was in the season one episode "Lucky".