Melissa & Joey

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

2
Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Aug 17, 2010 on ABC Family
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Mel Burke is having a hard time being parent to her Niece and Nephew but, when Joe (who has lost all his money to Mel's Brother-In-Law) offers to help take care of the kids she hesitates to say yes.

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    Don Stark

    Don Stark

    Phil DeMarco

    Guest Star

    Vernee Watson-Johnson

    Vernee Watson-Johnson

    Ms. Lunt

    Guest Star

    Cameron Bender

    Cameron Bender

    Griffin

    Guest Star

    Elizabeth Ho

    Elizabeth Ho

    Rhonda Cheng

    Recurring Role

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      • Joe: I was a jackass at the meeting. I was wrong being all over you about where your brother-in-law is and I just wanted to come down here and say that I'm sorry. (Starts to leave) BOLIVIA! Louis is in Bolivia isn't he? You just flinched!
        Mel: I flinched because you shouted 'Bolivia'. People in Bolivia flinched!

      • (Talking about Joe's bald head) Mel: Personal question, did your hair get sick of you and leave? Joe: (Pointing to his head) This is a choice.

      • (Mel walks in the door)
        Joe: How did your date go that lasted till 3 freakin A.M.?
        Mel: Leave me alone mom, it's not a school night, and he was captain of the football team, god. Wow i actually just realized I never had that conversation with my own mom. I'd come in at 3 A.M. and she'd send me back out for gin.

      • Mel: Why isn't my sister her to discipline her own daughter?
        Rhonda: Because she is locked up in federal prison.
        Mel: Man that's a sweet deal!

      • Mel: How did you talk her into going down there?
        Joe: People like me.
        Mel: No really.
        Joe: I paid her 50 bucks.
        Mel: A bribe? that's terrible not only is that wrong it is bad parenting.
        Joe: Well I am not a parent and neither are you.
        Ryder: Can I have 50 bucks?
        Mel and Joe: No!
        Joe: Relax I wrote Lennox a personal check. Boing!

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