Melrose Place Season 1 Episode 5

Detective Rodriguez: (referring to Dante) If we can confirm his story, you can bet your berber you'll be arrested for murder.
Ella: Well that's one big if, detective. Good luck with that.
Detective Rodriguez: I'm not so sure I'm going to need any luck. It's gonna feel real good when I get to tighten those handcuffs around those adorable little wrists of yours.

Ella: You wanna know the truth? The night Sydney died, I slept with a client.
David: I'm sorry, what?
Ella: I slept with a client.
David: That's it? That's your big confession?
Ella: Well, it is when their high-profile wife is also a client. Look, if this hit the blogospehere, I'd get fifteen minutes of fame and a lifetime of peddling In-N-Out burgers.

Ella: (during flashback scene) Syd, you are being unreasonable. I got you write-ups in The L.A. Times, The Weekly, even Vanity Fair. It is not my fault if nobody likes the art.
Sydney: We had a deal--I turn you into a real publicist, and you promote my gallery. What am I supposed to tell my artists when they start pulling their work off the walls?
Ella: I don't know...paint prettier pictures.

Wendy: Well, I have to admit I didn't peg you as someone who wanted to pursue this line of work on a regular basis.
Lauren: I'm not sure anyone really pursues this kind of life.