Michael (as Taylor throws her "Beth" clothes outside): Wardrobe problems, huh?
Sydney (referring to Taylor): She's a trash queen who bats her eyes at anything in pants. No wonder her husband looked elsewhere for comfort.
Michael: Is this a halfway house for loose girls on the make for married grill cooks?
Craig: He has a weakness for women. A real love 'em and leave 'em type.
Amanda: He's a man. That's your big revelation?
Michael: That's my little sister you're calling a homewrecker! Isn't that a little hypocritical after what you did to Amanda?
Taylor: Look who's talking, Mr. Married Four Times!
Michael: When a man slaps a woman, it's gotta be about sex.