Michael: Listen, you zipperheaded mutant! You tried to kill me twice, then you tried to blow up an entire building because your imaginary plaything told you naughty people lived there!
Sydney: Well, look who's here: America's favorite homicidal maniac.
Kimberly: Where's Peter?
Sydney: Have you tried Amanda's? I hear he's been spending a lot of time there lately. Oh, but you can't go there, can you? Your little Mickey Mouse watch would start screaming. How do you ever find anything to accessorize with that thing?
Sydney (to Kimberly): How is electroshock going? It has certainly left an attractive curl in your hair.
Kimberly: You're a lying bitch!
Sydney: Not this time, kooky bird.
Shelly: Do you know anything about computers, Jo?
Jo: Just that they're good for playing games with. Don't choke on all those cords, Shelly.
Michael (a.k.a. "Fred"): This babe sounds like a certifiable nutcase. Somebody oughta seal her in a lead vault and post warning signs for future generations.
Episode title is taken from the movie Dial M for Murder.