Melrose Place Season 4 Episode 15

Alison (to Billy): Just keep trying to convince yourself that it's my fault that you don't love your wife.

Jane: I'm glad I have you for a friend, Alison. It makes my life seem normal.
Alison: Yeah. That's why we're getting dressed up to go to a party so that you can flirt with your ex-husband in the hopes of winning back your ex-fiancé.

Michael: I'm the only sane person I know, and that scares the hell out of me!

Michael: You may have done a lot of field work at Fruit Loop Farms, but you are not qualified!

Michael (referring to Kimberly): She's probably doing this as a research project. I'm going to be on the cover of Wacko Weekly.

Sydney: I'm sorry about your brother.
Bobby: Oh, you knew Jack?
Sydney: Well, he was in a coma at the time. But he seemed like a nice guy.

Kimberly: What's the thing that you and Michael have most in common?
Sydney: Two weeks ago, I would have said hating you. No offense.

Billy: You know, the reason I didn't sleep with you is because I didn't want to.
Alison: In AA, we call that denial.

Brooke: You're such a perverted bitch!
Alison: It's a gift.

Michael: Oh, my God! Oh, my God I killed her!