Melrose Place

Season 2 Episode 28

The Bitch Is Back

Aired Unknown Apr 27, 1994 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • Hillary left Amanda twenty years earlier, when Amanda was twelve, so Amanda must be 32 years old at the time of this episode.

  • Quotes

    • Sydney: Can I stay with you for just a little while?
      Jane: No, Syd, I don't think so. I think I would rather set fire to myself first.

    • Hillary: I felt I would die at the thought of leaving you.
      Amanda: But you managed to do it anyway, didn't you?

    • Michael: I got married.
      Kimberly: Really? To whom?
      Michael: Yeah, uh, I married Sydney. The way it happened, it was complicated, it's kinda hard to explain. It was blackmail, really.
      (Kimberly slams her locker's door and then smiles.)
      Kimberly: Doesn't matter why you did it, Michael. You're just going to have to get rid of her. Maybe I didn't make myself clear last night. I've come back to claim what's mine and you're the first thing on my list. (She kisses him.)

    • Bruce: This isn't Woodward Advertising. This is D&D, this is my shop and I make the rules.

    • Alison: Stand by your man, what a load!

    • Kimberly: Hi there Syd! (Syd faints) Finally! The reaction I've been looking for!

    • Kimberly: Rumors of my death, as they say, were premature.

    • Jane (to Sydney): Blackmail isn't a very good building block for a relationship.

    • Kimberly: I'm fine. Good as new.
      (Lightning strikes)

    • Kimberly: It's nice to see you again, Michael.

    • Michael: It's gotta be guilt. My conscience must be bothering me.
      Matt: Michael, you don't have one of those.

    • Sydney (to Billy and Alison): I'm getting a divorce. Just like you will some day.

    • Michael: Kim? Is that really you?
      Kimberly: Maybe. Or maybe you're going crazy. (pause) Of course it's me, silly. You wanna touch me to make sure I'm real?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The B*tch Is Back is a song by Elton John, written with Bernie Taupin. It was the second single released from his 1974 album Caribou.