Men, Women & Dogs

The Magic Three-Legged Sex Dog

Season 1, Episode 12

Episode Summary

During a failed attempt to pick up a babe at the dog park, Royce finds out every woman there is on to his leash scheme. Jeremiah feels a need for change when an old man named Buster drops by the restaurant. A former chef-cum-playboy himself, Buster never got married. Since Jeremiah doesn't want to end up alone and Michelle doesn't think he's about to find Miss Right at the park, she invites him and Clay to join her yoga class, which is full of prospective single women. Jeremiah and Clay join and can't handle the activities, but it's no pain, no gain when Michelle introduces them to Sarah and Jenna. Perhaps more pain than gain when the pair let them know they practice "The New Celibacy": waiting six months to have sex. Royce goes to the pound to get a free mutt, but is told by the clerk, Debbie, that he'll have to pay for license and shots. That is, unless he agrees to take the unwanted three-legged dog, Lucky, off their hands. Since Royce isn't fazed by Lucky's lack of a leg, Debbie is so moved by his gesture that she goes home with him. Michelle apologizes to the guys for sticking them with two near-nuns, but Clay's actually glad to have a non-sexual relationship. Jeremiah isn't so glad, but agrees to play along for Clay's sake. Royce shows up at the park with Lucky, who makes all the girls -- including the babe who previously told him off -- swoon. So she too goes home with him. On their second date, Sarah and Jenna invite Clay and Jeremiah into their homes to show them how to do nighttime stretches. A guy tries and fails to get Royce to reveal his babe-magnet secret, then figures it out himself. At class, Clay realizes Jeremiah slept with Jenna by how "loose and stretchy" he is. Angry that he broke "The New Celibacy" behind his back, Clay has an outburst in class, thankful how Sarah stayed true. That's when Sarah announces she's been sleeping with other people. It's back to the drawing board for Royce when all the other guys in the park get cuter magic three-legged sex dogs. Jeremiah runs into Buster again. With his wife, Betty. He isn't alone, he's forgetful.moreless

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