Season 1 Episode 2

I Believe You Conrad

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Sep 30, 2009 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chris: Don't defend New Jersey. It's marginally better than Iraq, that's the best thing you can say about it.
      Veronica: Well that is your snobby opinion.
      Chris: No, you know what actually that's the truth. The Earth is round, the sun rises in the east and New Jersey sucks! Like, I'd like to get a fresh plumb. I'd like to go get some decent Mexican food. I'd like to go surfing but I can't because I live in New Jersey. I'd like to see a face that's not pale and angry but I can't because I live in New Jersey! Oh and do you know why the faces are pale and angry because the people live in New Jersey! I hate it here!