Merlin: (To Gaius) I am done trying to be nice to Arthur. I cook, I clean, I'm always there for him, not to mention saving his life more times than I care to remember. Do I get any thanks? No. All he ever does is shout at me. Now you're ignoring me. Great. I might as well not even exist. My name's Merlin. Don't worry, I'm not even here.