On the newspaper at the beginning of the episode, the only text on the paper is "Headline Headline Headline" "Caption Caption" "By Author's Name" and the like.
Pickles: You know, it would be great, you know, to walk down the street, not be bothered for once.
Toki Wartooth: Walks where?
Pickles: I don't know. Walk down the street.
Toki Wartooth: To where?
Pickles: To where... I don't know, walk to the store.
Toki Wartooth: Just buys it on the internet. Haves it delivered.
Pickles: I know I can buy it on the internet, but what if I want to walk to the park and look at some swans, you know?
Toki Wartooth: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you got famous.
Murderface: Hey, we just saw you guys on TV at the parade! It was awesome! Hey, when you get back, we're gonna have a surprise party for ya.
Nathan: (growing increasingly more irate) Gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone, GIMME THE PHONE!
Murderface: HOLD ON! Here's Nathan.
Nathan: Hi!! We just saw you on the parade, it was great!
Murderface: I said that already!
Nathan: Oh yeah, we're having a party for you when you come back, it's not-
Murderface: I SAID THAT ALREADY!!
Pickles: Ask them if they want chocolate cake!
Nathan: I will, I will. Hold on, hold on.
Toki: Oh! Wes gets de bounce house!
Pickles: Tell them about the ballooooons!
Nathan: We're gonna have ballooooons! (sees Ofdenson) We-gotta-go-goodbye. (hangs up)
Ofdensen: Do you understand the purpose of having a double?
Nathan: Yea, I'll take this one guys. A double is like having the best friend you've ever had in your whole life. A double listens to you when no one in this crazy world will. A double is like having a child and watching him grow up and feeling that feeling of pride and unyielding trust that no one else can ever give you.
Ofdensen: They exist so that if someone tries to kill you, they will be killed instead.
Nathan: Whoa, what?! I mean just thinking of those us's dead, I mean, I might cry, I might seriously cry about that.
Murderface (to Ofdensen) Let me see if I understand you correctly. You expect us to cut off our faces and then sew them on these regular jack-offs and then re-sew them back on our own faces for the tour. You're a sick man!
Nathan: You ever think about just, like, giving it all up, you know?
Skwisgaar: Oh, you mean like killing yourself?
Nathan: No. What? No, I mean like, stop being big, famous, and becoming a regular old jackoff.
Murderface: And then kill yourself?
Nathan: Hey! Where'd my me go?
Charles: Listen, great men throughout history have used doubles. Men who needed to stay alive for the greater good of their people, much like yourselves. Men like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin-
Nathan: Awesome! I'm Stalin, I called it.
Pickles: I'm Nixon!
Sgwisgaar: I wants to be Bill Cosby!
Simen Hestnaes (aka ICS Vortex), the bassist from band Dimmu Borgir lends his voice to play Nathan's double.