Video Host: Wonder what he was thinking? Well, look at his brain; maybe that'll tell you.
Video Host: Where's Glenda? Late again? She better drive extra-fast... Oh no - her tits are on Oakdale St. and her brains are on Willow Drive... that's two blocks away; long way for tits to be away from brains.
Video Host: That's OK, blood makes the grass grow.
Mr. Gojira : You both failed your driving tests.
Skwisgaar: But that's un-possibles
Mr. Gojira : No it isn't. You didn't drive anywhere
Toki: It's scary!
Mr. Gojira : I know. You keep telling me.
Skwisgaar: Whys did I fail?
Mr. Gojira : You wouldn't even sit in the front seat.
Skwisgaar: It's so scaries up theres!
Mr. Gojira : How you gonna drive backseat?
Toki: Yeah, racist!
Mr. Gojira : Well, f[beep] you too. I'm leaving (leaves):
Skwisgaar: Great, we supposed to drives the double-necks guit-cars at Murderface's shows tomorrow nights, but we's too damned scareds.
Toki: Scareds likes little chickens.
Instructor: Please pull forward now.
Toki: timidlyNo, I lets that guy go first.
Instructor: But now it's your turn.
Toki: After this guys.
Instructor: You have right of way.
Toki: After that guy. You goes ahead!
Instructor: Let's go, douche bag!
Skwisgaar: Leaves hims alone!
Toki: (begins crying) I can'ts do it.
Nathan: (all the guys are dropping Skwisgaar and Toki off at driving school) Okay, give me a call when you need me to pick you up. You guys got your phones?
Nathan: Great, eat all your lunch and don't talk to anybody. There's a of weirdoes out there, okay?
Nathan: All right, bye. Study hard!
(Nathan drives away)
Skwisgaar: Hey Toki, I's bets you a millions billions dollars that I wills be a betters drivers than you.
Toki: Oh, I bet you krillions billions that I's gonna be's the bestest and the fastest.
Skwisgaar: No ways! Yous are on!
Toki: Oh lets go!
Skwisgaar: All right! (Toki runs into oncoming traffic toward the school) Oh, looks out. (Skwisgaar laughs as you hear cars crashing and honking) Oh, that's funny.
Marty Friedman, formerly the lead guitarist in band Megadeth, lends his voice for the character Mr. Gojira.
While Skwisgaar and Toki are watching the instructional video, the guy in the video says "blood makes the grass grow", which is a lyric from the Acid Bath song "13 Fingers".
The reporter's last name in this episode is Goatwhore. Goatwhore is the name of an American death metal band.
There are two allusions referring to Gojira:
The driving instructor speaks Japanese and his name, "Gojira", is the phonetic Japanese of the monster Godzilla.
Gojira is also the name of a French heavy metal band.