Metalocalypse: William Murderface Murderface Murderface quotes

iwatchitall
[1]Mar 27, 2008
member since: 07/13/06
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1. I wasn't crazy about my new boots either, comfort while playing is really important.
2. Why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one. Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know file it away with your little receipts for your lollipops and pretzels..idiot. I'm just messing with you man. Ya, just palin' around. Spin a little dick you know. You notice how I'm not mad, he gets mad, that's bein' a dick.
3. Sorry if we have very learned sensitive musical ears.
4. Look, we're the rats, and look what's on the other side of the cage...douchbags.
5. I play bass not to have a job.
6. A million miles from no where dragon lance burns hot. By the fire of a horses ghost a minow would be lost. Cha-cha-cha changes. t1ts. A fish. A fish with t1ts. T1tty fish....
That's just a small smattering of season 2. Feel free to leave as many as humanly possible. Thanks.

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PancakesAreCool
[2]Mar 27, 2008
member since: 03/27/08
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posts: 4
Even though we are venturing into the world of fashion, i am here to assure all of you.... I'm not gay.
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dethfan33
[3]Apr 3, 2008
member since: 09/26/07
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im going to be on a national spelling bee....
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zombiepanda13
[4]Jul 8, 2008
member since: 04/04/08
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#6 is the best (his Txty fish song)
Also :It's not a big deal, it's just totaly diamond encrusted" And " I'd rather die than go to heaven"
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american43
[5]Jul 25, 2008
member since: 06/22/08
level: 5
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Nathan: And guys just don't buy booze, it is not a food.

Murderface: I'd rather cut off my wienie than admit that....

Toki: You'd rather cut off your ______ than admit booze is not a food

Murderface: Well yeah
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american43
[6]Jul 25, 2008
member since: 06/22/08
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"i'd rather cut off my penis than admit that booze isn't a food"

"see, he's mad, you're not mad, that's bein a dick"

"you guys shouldn't have done this, you're gonna let me destroy united states history?" *sniffs*
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SusanCacala

[7]Sep 6, 2010

member since: 09/06/10
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iwatchitall wrote:

1. I wasn't crazy about my new boots either, comfort while playing is really important.

2. Why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one. Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know file it away with your little receipts for your lollipops and pretzels..idiot. I'm just messing with you man. Ya, just palin' around. Spin a little dick you know. You notice how I'm not mad, he gets mad, that's bein' a dick.

3. Sorry if we have very learned sensitive musical ears.

4. Look, we're the rats, and look what's on the other side of the cage...douchbags.

5. I play bass not to have a job.

6. A million miles from no where dragon lance burns hot. By the fire of a horses ghost a minow would be lost. Cha-cha-cha changes. t1ts. A fish. A fish with t1ts. T1tty fish....

That's just a small smattering of season 2. Feel free to leave as many as humanly possible. Thanks.

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SusanCacala
[8]Sep 6, 2010
member since: 09/06/10
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What about...."The bass player is the backbone of the band!"
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UncleT-bag
[9]Sep 19, 2010
member since: 03/20/06
level: 13
rank: Regal Beagle
posts: 1
Ohh Women... Well, they smell nice but, they are soul murderers!

(From season 1 DVD extras)
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Leprekhorn
[10]Oct 12, 2010
member since: 06/17/05
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(From "Fertilityklok")

That's right - classic date. Knock on old the door , pull out your d*ck.
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