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Season 1 Episode 11


Aired Sunday 12:30 AM Oct 15, 2006 on Cartoon Network
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Episode Summary

Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals.

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  • Dethklok gets endorsement deals; Pickles Nickles, Explosion Sauce, Murder Knobs, Willard Wonky Candy, and the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hands Finger Wizard Master Class!

    This episode is so hilarious! Especially the part when Skwisgaar is showing Dethklok his guitars, and points out the guitar made from the wood of Christ\'s cross. Also when Dethklok is talking to Skwisgaar about zazz. This is such a funny episode as are the other ones, and I watch this show because of the funniness and music. I love Skwisgaar\'s guitar solo, \"Crush My Battle Opponent\'s B*lls\". I also laughed out loud when Skwisgaar was fighting with a man about flying in on a dragon. The man tried to convince him that there were no dragons on Earth. So Skwisgaar fired him.moreless
  • Skwisgaar gets an endorsement to teach a pay-per-view one time only guitar class while the others sign deals with candy corperations (Toki), babaque sauce companies (Nathan), high end doorknob manufacturers (Murface), and nickels (pickles).moreless

    This was such a great episode, maybe not as good as Fatklok or Snakes N\' Barrels, but it was still a really good one. It was sad to see Toki become a diabetic who suffers from on and off diabetic comas, and Skwisgaar is alergic to cilantro! Meanwhile Nathan spends the entire episode drinking barbaque sauce, classical.

    It was high quality stuff, and the new song \"Crush My Battle Opponent\'s Balls\" is amazing, and completly brutal.

    Also I\'d like to note that I don\'t think Skwisgaars outfit is a Behemoth reference as mentioned in the Allusions, I think it is more likly a reference to Dani Filth\'s outfit and makeup in Cradle of Filths video for Nymphetamine, except for the blonde hair he looks very similar.

    Worth the watch, hit it up on the fix when you get a few minutes.moreless
Tommy Blacha

Tommy Blacha

William Murderface, Toki Wartooth

Brendon Small

Brendon Small

Nathan Explosion. Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, various

Mark Hamill

Mark Hamill

Senator Stampingston, Jean-Pierre, various

Victor Brandt

Victor Brandt

General Krosier, various

Jon Schnepp

Jon Schnepp

Video Director

Guest Star

King Diamond

King Diamond

Ronald Von Monoldburg

Guest Star

Featured Episode Clip

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (3)

    • Songs: Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls (Skwisgaar solo)

    • Jon Schnepp himself has a cameo as the director of Skwisgaar's video shoot. Additionally, the music video for "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls" lists the video director as being King Robot, which is his alias. He ends up getting his cranium sliced off when the dragon puppet malfunctions.

    • The manner in which Skwisgaar plays guitar with his middle finger extended is similar to that of Kirk Hammett from Metallica.

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Murderface: Millions of women and children die every hemisecond. That's why I use Murderknobs. Murderknobs: doorknobs for the future.

    • Nathan: Hello. Isn't this a nice surprise? Me, being here at this incredibly zazzy event?
      Murderface: A fantastic star-studded evening of zazz.
      Pickles: Got any room for anymore zaazzz up here?
      Toki: I think I have diabetes. I gotta take a f*cking nap.

    • Toki: Oh! And by the way, teeths grow backs!
      Nathan: No they don't.
      Toki: Yes 'dey do! Don't you remember being a little kids, when your teeths would fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Orthar, the tooths collector, would come and give you a Pickles Nickel?

    • Murderface: We've been talking Skwisgaar and, we think this whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I--I mean I'm right to say that right?
      Nathan: No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it a up a little bit more.
      Pickles: No offense Skwisgaar but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz.
      Murderface: You could just put it on the zazz train to zazz-ville.
      Toki: Yeah because no offense there's absolutely no zazz to be found, not here anyway, not in these parts.
      Nathan: What we're trying to say is that there's two kinds of shows out there, those with and those without--
      Skwisgaar: Could you please stop saying zazz?
      Nathan: Zazz.
      Pickles: Zazz.
      Skwisgaar: Please stop saying zazz.
      Pickles: Why don't you let us help you out?
      William Murderface: Yeah and lighten the load, make it more zaaa--ohh, you know!

    • Skwisgaar: Let me explains again, in prafectly clear English, I wants flies in on a dragons, okay? How many times I got to tells this peoples?
      Roadie: I know, there isn't a dragon.
      Skwisgaar: I know that's what I'm telling you!
      Roadie: But that's what I'm telling you!
      Skwisgaar: So go get one! What are you doing here? Go, go get one now, go, go!
      Roadie: They don't have them!
      Skwisgaar: Are you telling me they are out of dragons?
      Roadie: They never had dragons!
      Skwisgaar: Who didn't?
      Roadie: The world!

    • Pickles: Please use more nickels. Nickels is money too, guys.

    • Toki: I Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. They should makes insulin flavored candy. Whatever. Candy, tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

    • Toki: Oh, what the f**k are we going to do now?! F**K!

    • Toki: Ah, cool, you gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
      Skwisgaar: Yeah, this is uh, some designs I'm messing around with, uh, this one is, um, Swiss Army-tar. It's a good guitar for a camping trip, It's got toothpick.
      Pickles: Yeah, good tone. (pointing) What's that one right there?
      Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar. They, still workings on it.
      Murderface: Niiiice! I'd like to stand on that thing.
      Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
      Skwisgaar: Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalibur-tar, yaknow. And here's my guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
      Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.
      Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?

    • Toki: Candy. Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

  • NOTES (3)

    • This episode marks the first of four episodes which will feature guest voice contributions by King Diamond. King Diamond is a heavy metal legend known for his wide vocal range (often involving high-octave melodic singing) and his Satanic black metal inspired face makeup and shock rock image. As the frontman for both Mercyful Fate and the band King Diamond, his music has a wide audience and appeals to both bands and fans of all metal sub-genres.

    • The "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" is a reference to a short film by Brendon Small entitled "The Thor Von Clemson Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class", which can be found as an extra feature on the Home Movies Season One DVD boxset.

    • This episode aired with a TV-MA-V rating.


    • Esteban

      Sergio Panperio is a parody of the guitarist Esteban. Easily identifiable by his bolero hat and sunglasses, Esteban has gained commercial success by selling his music CD's and guitars through a series of infomericals aired on QVC and the Home Shopping Network.

    • Yngwie J. Malmsteen

      The opening scene, where Skwisgaar is shooting down a dragon with flames from his guitar, may be a reference to the cover of guitar legend Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Trilogy album, which depicts him on the cover battling a dragon in this manner.

    • Behemoth

      Skwisgaar's outfit has a striking similarity to the one worn by Nergal, the lead singer for the Polish blackened death metal band Behemoth.

    • Mayhem

      Skwisgaar's corpse paint is done in the same style as the face paint worn by Maniac, the former singer for legendary Norwegian black metal band Mayhem.