Season 1 Episode 1

The Curse of Dethklok

Aired Sunday 12:30 AM Aug 06, 2006 on Cartoon Network



  • Quotes

    • Senator Stampingston: (after presenting Dethklok performing "Duncan Hills Coffee") As you can see, Dethklok is no laughing matter. They're the world's greatest cultural force. In the short time since the Duncan Hills Coffee Jungle Batsfjord Massacrefest, every other coffee company has been obliterated, completely blown out of the water.
      General Krosier: Freaks.
      Senator Stampingston: These freaks, as you call them, are currently worth billions. Gentlemen: (picture of Skwisgaar Skwigelf appears on a screen) Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. (picture of Toki Wartooth appears) Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. (three pictures of William Murderface appear) William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. (picture of Pickles appears) Pickles, the drummer. Doodily doo, ding dong, doodily, doodily doo. (picture of Nathan Explosion appears) Nathan Explosion. I'm afraid that's... all we know, gentlemen.