Method & Red

Downtown Clowny Brown: 5-0! 5-0! Clown's scatter!

Downtown Clowny Brown: Somebody attackin' my man's and them! Clowns attack!

Downtown Clowny Brown: Happy Birthday bitches, clownies gone.

Dorothea: (In slow motion) OH, HELL NO! Redman: This should be enough for your trip back to Tampa, Florida!

Dorothea: There's only three people allowed in this room! Me, Jesus Christ, and Billy D. Method Man: I thought my name was on the mortgage. Dorothea: And mine is on your birth certificate!

Skylar: In a way, I made out with two chicks!

Redman: I told you guys to close the door, you're going to let too much booty in here. (Points at a sign that says "Maximum Booty Capacity 150")

Method Man: You're not going to do us like you did our boy 50, are you? Keith Debeetham: No, that was different. I mean he lives with his momma.

Dorothea: Get out of here so I can beat my rug! Redman: Man, I hope she means clean the carpet.

Method Man: Hip Hop Weekly wanna put us on the cover, man. Redman: Yeah, but what about High Times, man? Method Man: Sorry, bro. It's all Chong 'till he gets out of jail.

Method Man: First of all, we get more butts than an ashtray. Second, that pitter-patter you hear, that's not squirrels, that's girls.

Method Man: Dr. Dre said we had to stay in bed for a couple of hours.

Dorothea: Didn't I say the only hoes I wanted in my yard were the ones I use to water my flowers!

Dupree: All I said was y'all was at a birthday party next door and he put the rest together.