Ernie: There really isn't any game, is there? This is one of those real aliens, right? Max: No. It's my grandma.
Norman: Fifty to two, hardly seems fair. I'll fight with my eyes closed.
Max: Way to go, Virg. If I get my brains sucked out, it will be on your head.
Virgil: Well, how do I look? Max: Like a chicken in an alien costume.
(Our heroes are chained onto a conveyer belt) Max: You know, I had a dream I'd go like this. Only, I was wearing a dress.
Max: Hey Virg, how come you can't fly? Virgil: I learn to read instead.
Max: How about Normie? I really have a good feeling about him. Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast! Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.
Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope! Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on, man. What about the air force, or the U.N., or Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves. Virgil: I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is just no match for their superior firepower. Max: Oh, and I am?
Tim Curry (Skullmaster) and Charlie Adler (Ernie) would later co-star together in the animated series, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!.
Virgil's means of summoning: Sending a paper airplane message. A portal is in school locker 207.
Educational Epilogue: Grand Unification Theory
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Aired 4/24/08
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