Carl's full name is Carlton.
Joyce: (about Molly and Mike getting together for the first time) I'm glad for her. Nothing cures the crankies like a trip to the boneyard.
Grandma: Michael just had a lovely weekend with his lady friend.
Carl: All right, you and Molly finally did the nasty?
Grandma: "Did the nasty" - listen to you! That's probably why the last woman you brought into this house came with an air pump and a patch kit.
Carl: Grandma, I told you that was a gag gift from the guys at work.
Grandma: Weren't no gag gift when I heard it pop at 3 o' clock in the morning.
Grandma: Can I get you a little something to eat?
Mike: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Grandma: Yeah? And I'm not old, black and Christian. How about a piece of pie?
Victoria: What's the point of getting laid if you can't talk about it with family?
(Molly returns home after spending the night with Mike)
Joyce: You dirty little whore.
Victoria: Details, must have details.
Joyce: And skip the foreplay. I don't want to know how the sausage was made, I just want to know how it was served.
Molly: (as Mike is leaving) For God sakes, quit dancing. My neighbors don't need to know you scored.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #308.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 1, 2010 on 'A'
United Kingdom: November 15, 2010 on Comedy Central
Slovakia: December 7, 2011 on Markiza
Turkey: June 28, 2012 on CNBC-e
Czech Republic: December 29, 2012 on SMICHOV