Mike & Molly

Season 1 Episode 12

First Christmas

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Dec 13, 2010 on CBS
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Mike tries to find a perfect gift for his very first Christmas with Molly.

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      • Mike: Socks and underwear.
        Peggy: A Christmas tradition. I figured your girlfriend could buy you bow ties and top hats.
        Molly: Ties and top hats?
        Mike: Let it go.
        Peggy: I got you the kind that are loose in the crotch to prevent chafing. When he was a boy, I had to butter his thighs.

      • Mike: I hate Christmas.
        Samuel: What happened, did your reindeer quit?

      • Grandma: (about Carl) Michael, you're not taking gift advice from Panty-Clause, are you? The last good gift he gave a woman was leaving.

      • Carl: Now check this out. Nothing beats the basic black married widow that buttons at the crotch for easy access.
        Mike: For going to the bathroom, right?
        Carl: You really don't deserve a girlfriend.

      • Mike: So this was for Victoria?
        Molly: Yeah, don't ask me what was in it and don't bring any police dogs into the house.

      • (Molly gives Peggy's dog a squeaky plastic bone toy)
        Peggy: Oh joy - and it squeaks too. That ought to drive me up a wall.

      • Vince: Wait till you see porn on this thing. The clarity is unbelievable. Provides a whole new level of filth. (turns on the television)
        Joyce: God bless the Japanese.

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