Mike & Molly

Season 1 Episode 2

First Date

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Sep 27, 2010 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Mike and Carl going shopping for Mike's big date. Meanwhile, Molly struggles with a cold before the date, which leads to disaster.

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  • epic

    this episode has to be one of the funniest tv episode in the history of sitcoms. the entire cast was hilarious. molly was hilarious when she overdosed on cough medicine, her sister was funny when she didnt know the house number, the sharped tounged mother who makes everything a laugh, & the black cop who says whatevers on his mind. their first date didnt go smoothly but it ended perfectly when mike said he was going to marry molly someday.moreless
  • You're dressed like an UPS truck.

    This episode was so funny, and I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. Let's all be honest, when has anyone every had a good first date. They're like birthdays or Christmas. They are suppose to be awesome, but there not. Someone ends up crying, someone gets a little to tipsy, and overall you don't get what you wanted out of this occasion! That was kind of how their first date went, without the crying. The fact that Mike putting up with Molly's strange, yet funny, behavior shows how much he cares about her.

    My personal favorite moment was Molly passed out in the Bathroom. Classic, Epic, Amazing Episode. 10!moreless
  • Hits the spot.

    As I presumed, the first date between the couple was hilarious. Molly doped up was too hilarious - she was definitely the best thing about the entire episode! Joining her are Joyce and Victoria, both with their set of hilarious lines, from Victoria's obscene comments, to Joyce's "motherly" advice.

    Mike was funny as well wearing that crazy shirt, and I liked how Carl and Mike play off of each other as friends on the force. I guess Samuel fits well in there as well.

    The scene at the bathroom was the best of all, in my opinion. This show has potential.moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (5)

    • Molly: Don't tell him I'm sick.
      Joyce: Don't worry, I've been lying to cops since you were in shoplifted diapers.

    • Molly: I don't want to cancel. It took him forever to ask me out. Plus, if I call now and tell him I'm sick, he's going to think I'm making some kind of a lame excuse.
      Victoria: Well, do what you want. But I'm just sayin' - guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners.

    • Carl: You're dressed like an UPS truck.
      Mike: Hey, brown is an autumn color. I've been told I'm an autumn.
      Carl: You're an autumn and two months of winter.

    • Joyce: Your aunt Margaret went without a man for seven years. Of course, she was married to Jesus. But, um, at least until she snapped and ran off with that Puerto Rican boy who sold snow cones outside the church.

    • Carl: Make her thing that you can have sex whenever you want with whoever you want and whatever happens with her is no big deal.
      Mike: How do you do that?
      Carl: It's kind of a zen thing. You've got to look at reality as an illusion. Therefore you want nothing and you need nothing. It also helps to masturbate two to three times before you leave the house.

  • NOTES (2)

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #293.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: September 27, 2010 on 'A'
      United Kingdom: October 11, 2010 on Comedy Central
      Slovakia: November 29, 2011 on Markiza
      Turkey: June 7, 2012 on CNBC-e
      Czech Republic: December 24, 2012 on SMICHOV