Peggy: (to Molly) I'm trying to be sweet to you at Christmas. Don't make it any harder than it is.
Victoria: Hey, Jerry.
Harry: You can call me Larry.
Vince: What would you think if I grow a mustache or a soul patch?
Joyce: Ooh, or maybe mutton chops.
Molly: Or you could just comb your back hair over your whole face and hang beads from it.
Victoria: Hey, Mol. Hi, Larry.
Harry: Actually, I'm Harry.
Victoria: Whoa, I don't need to know your life story, dude. Wax it if it's getting bushy.
Molly: All right, I got Vince a bottle of that bug spray he calls cologne and Mom a set of crystal wine glasses.
Mike: I don't know why you blow money on expensive wine glasses; I've seen her drink Chardonnay out of a cereal bowl.
Molly: I've seen her suck it off a blouse she spilled it on, but those glasses are more for guests.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #402.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 19, 2012 on CTV 2