Mike & Molly

Season 2 Episode 3

Mike in the House

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Oct 10, 2011 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Peggy: (to Mike) So Molly's belongings are precious gold but you gotta hide your worthless crap in my garage?
      Mike: I'm not hiding it. I'm just waiting till we get a bigger place. Then I'll sneak it in one box at a time.
      Peggy: Wonderful. Lies and deception. The mortar that holds the bricks of love together.
      Mike: It worked for you and dad.
      Peggy: Those were simpler times.

    • Carl: (to Mike) So, what are doing with this sofa?
      Mike: Tried to give it to Goodwill, but apparently, they have a too-many-stains policy.
      Carl: I'm surprised they took your shirts.

    • Carl: Now that you're moving in with Molly, we won't be able to hang out like this anymore.
      Mike: What are you talking about? You guys will come over there, it's going to be my place as much as it is hers.
      Carl: That's what those Indians thought when they waved at that first boat of Pilgrims.

    • Peggy: Well, if you really wanted to save money you never should have moved out of this house.
      Mike: Yeah, but that would have ended in a murder-suicide.

    • Molly: Anything look familiar?
      Victoria: The stop signs do. But I think they use the same ones all over town.

  • Notes

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #358.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: October 10, 2011 on CTV 2
      United Kingdom: November 1, 2011 on Comedy Central
      Czech Republic: January 18, 2013 on SMICHOV
      Turkey: June 6, 2013 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions