Peggy: (to Mike) So Molly's belongings are precious gold but you gotta hide your worthless crap in my garage?
Mike: I'm not hiding it. I'm just waiting till we get a bigger place. Then I'll sneak it in one box at a time.
Peggy: Wonderful. Lies and deception. The mortar that holds the bricks of love together.
Mike: It worked for you and dad.
Peggy: Those were simpler times.
Carl: (to Mike) So, what are doing with this sofa?
Mike: Tried to give it to Goodwill, but apparently, they have a too-many-stains policy.
Carl: I'm surprised they took your shirts.
Carl: Now that you're moving in with Molly, we won't be able to hang out like this anymore.
Mike: What are you talking about? You guys will come over there, it's going to be my place as much as it is hers.
Carl: That's what those Indians thought when they waved at that first boat of Pilgrims.
Peggy: Well, if you really wanted to save money you never should have moved out of this house.
Mike: Yeah, but that would have ended in a murder-suicide.
Molly: Anything look familiar?
Victoria: The stop signs do. But I think they use the same ones all over town.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #358.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 10, 2011 on CTV 2
United Kingdom: November 1, 2011 on Comedy Central
Czech Republic: January 18, 2013 on SMICHOV
Turkey: June 6, 2013 on CNBC-e