Mike & Molly

Season 3 Episode 8

Mike Likes Briefs

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 26, 2012 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Molly: I want our baby to be a labor of love and not like we're putting together an Adirondack chair.

    • Mike: (talking about his hair) You know, I am thinning in the back.
      Vince: Nothing about you is thinning in the back.

    • Mike: Carl, I'm not switching to boxers. Everything scatters willy-nilly. It's like trying to keep cats in a bucket.
      Carl: Well, it's better than stuffing them into a bag and letting them boil to death in that tea kettle you call a crotch.

    • Carl: Are you taking proper care of your testicles?
      Mike: Well, I'm not rotating them every 5,000 miles, if that's what you're asking.
      Carl: The testes are the delicate satchel that protects the precious spermatozoa, the seeds of life.
      Samuel: And oysters make wienie go "boing."

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Vince: Morning, big guy. Why aren't you upstairs trying to make Baby Huey?

      Vince is referencing Baby Huey, a Harvey Comics cartoon character from the 1940s-50s. The character itself was a gigantic duckling.