Mike & Molly

Season 2 Episode 17

Mike Likes Lasagna

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Feb 27, 2012 on CBS
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Mike is frustrated when Molly suggests they write their own wedding vows, and Carl comes up with an interesting approach to the task.

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      • Vince: Please don't tell me you're here to grovel because I've got to take a pee and I don't want to miss that.
        Harry: I think if you were nicer your hair would have stayed with you.

      • Victoria: Listen Molly, god gave me a big heart and an amazing set of honkers, and I will not apologize for that.

      • Molly: You know how you are with guys and those guys' friends, and those guys' friends' cousins.
        Victoria: Little early in the day to call a gal a whore, isn't it?

      • Mike: Anyway, by the end of the night Betsy had slow danced or dry humped the quarterback, the fullback, pretty much anybody with a varsity letter and an erection.
        Molly: (sympathizing) Honey.
        Mike: Yeah, apparently I was the warmup-back for the entire team. And while they were enjoying the fruits of my labor, I was in the parking lot splitting a Meat Lovers' pizza with the fat tuba player from the marching band.
        Molly: Yeah, I've got a similar story - mine ends with me splitting a bag of White Castle hamburgers with a very grabby equipment manager. He is a She now. (takes a drink and clinks with Mike) I buy my Mary Kay products from her.

      • Mike: Just watch out Harry; you've been doing real good on your diet and you don't want to end up brokenhearted and only leaving the house to chase down an ice cream truck.
        Harry: Oh, I've never been that bad. Besides, if you lay down on the road, they have to stop.

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