Mike & Molly

Season 3 Episode 5

Mike's Boss

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Nov 05, 2012 on CBS
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Mike finds himself in a tough spot when his mother begins dating his boss.

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      • Peggy: Do you like breasts or legs?
        Captain: Can I decide after I eat the chicken?

      • Molly: (to Mike) It's win-win. You've done a favor for your boss and your mom might finally have some male companionship that's more masculine than her.

      • Mike: No raccoons to speak of, but I did find my "Mr. Binky" that you told me the Devil took when I wet the bed.
        Peggy: Worked, didn't it? Not a squirt out of you in 30 years.
        Mike: And I have you to thank for my swollen prostate.

      • Victoria: I dated one of my bosses and it worked out great.
        Joyce: Until his wife found out and spray painted "Home-Wrecking Whore" on the side of your car.
        Victoria: Well, if you look hard enough, every picnic has an ant or two.
        Joyce: When I was working for the airlines and schtupping that pilot... I could fly anywhere for free. That's how I took you girls to Disney World.
        Molly: Don't all airline employees and their kids fly free anyway?
        Joyce: Not first class.
        Victoria: You're a good mom.
        Joyce: Well, seeing you two spinning in the teacups was worth the Mr. Toad I had to ride to get you there.

      • Mike: Uh, listen, if this is about this fitness reports, believe it or not, I've lost almost 35 pounds. (table squeaks)
        Captain: Yeah, you're just a little wisp of a thing.
        Mike: Is that a joke, sir?
        Captain: You might make detective yet, Biggs.

      • Mike: I think it soaked all the way through to my T-shirt.
        Carl: Well, I'm not surprised. The only place you should eat barbecue is naked at a car wash with a handful of quarters.

      • Peggy: Maybe I'll get to hold the baby a couple of times before my arms get chewed off by wild animals.
        Molly: Well, if that happens, we'll just strap him to a Baby Bjorn so you can still walk around with him, okay?

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