Mike & Molly

Season 3 Episode 16

Molly's New Shoes

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Feb 25, 2013 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Peggy: You ever been to Arizona? It's just a furnace full of drunk Indians.

    • Captain Murphy: Did you use my Mother's recipe?
      Peggy: I'll wear her tacky jewelry but I won't have her giving me cooking lessons from the grave.

    • Peggy: Squeeze one out before I freeze my keister off. And remember it's just poop, you're not burying King Tut.

    • Murphy: Biggs, is it just my imagination, or do you have your rather sizeable undies in a twist?

    • Joyce: (to Vince) Look at my little college girl. She's been hitting the books all night.
      Victoria: It's either that, or sleep with my professor. And I don't want to play that card until finals week.
      Joyce: She gets those smarts from me.

    • Mike: I hate to think she's letting some guy push her around.
      Molly: Mike, the only way somebody's gonna push your mother around is if she's strapped to a gurney wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask.

    • Samuel: I remember the day my family left my childhood home. It was heartbreaking.
      Mike: Did your dad sell it?
      Samuel: No. Rebel soldiers took it over and turned it into a brothel.
      Carl: Well, at least you could still visit it.
      Samuel: Yes, for 40 Senegalese francs, I can catch gonorrhea in my old bedroom.

  • Notes

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