Mike & Molly

Season 1 Episode 20

Opening Day

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Apr 11, 2011 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Samuel: Ah, baseball season again. You know, we had something similar in my country.
      Carl: No kidding?
      Samuel: Yes. One man stands in the field holding a large stick. Another man throws a stone at him. Then the man with the stick chases the man who threw the stone.
      Carl: Ha, and you call that baseball?
      Samuel: No, it's called "Stay away from my goats, you rock throwing bastards." Similar to your sport except instead hotdogs and beer we have droughts and starvation. Go Cubbies!