Mike: You know she's never gonna change, so why not learn to be the bigger person?
Molly: I am being the bigger person. Otherwise, she'd be in the emergency room getting my sensible shoe removed from her hateful old rump.
Mike: Wow, you know, right there, you sound exactly like my dad?
Molly: When we do have a baby, I'm not letting that nasty woman anywhere near it.
Mike: Come on.
Molly: And even if we accidentally drive by her house, we'll tell our kids, "That's where an old devil witch lives."
Mike: That's exactly what my dad would say each time he and I came home from a ball game.