Mike & Molly

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Sep 20, 2010 on CBS
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Fourth-grade teacher Molly Flynn meets, and falls for, police officer Mike Biggs at Overeaters Anonymous and asks him to talk to her class.

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  • TRIVIA (1)

    • Mike and Carl answer a domestic dispute at 9425 Cicero (which turns out to be Molly's house). There are very few residential addresses on Cicero in Chicago - especially at the address 9425, which was not mentioned whether it was south or north.

  • QUOTES (7)

    • Mike: Wow, what are the odds, huh?
      Carl: Odds my sweet moca ass. This is a miracle of biblical proportions?
      Mike: How do you figure?
      Carl: God couldn't bring Molly to the mountain, so he brought the mountain to Molly.
      Mike: I'm the mountain, right?
      Carl: You're the freakin' Himalayas.

    • Carl: Come here, give me some love.
      (Mike hugs Carl)
      Carl: Sweet Jesus, it's like hugging a futon.

    • Carl: I am not gonna let you blow your diet. You just lost three and a half pounds.
      Mike: Oh big deal. My farts weight three and a half pounds.
      Carl: You don't have to tell me, I ride in the car with you every day.

    • Joyce: (to Victoria, about Molly) Why don't you take her to one of those lesbo clubs? They seem to like the beefy gals.

    • Carl: How about we hit a couple of clubs up after we get off, huh? Have a few drinks, maybe find some bad girls who want to cop some plea. Or maybe better - please some cops.

    • Carl: New diet?
      Mike: Yeah, I read it in a magazine at the dentist's office.
      Carl: Men's Fitness?
      Mike: No.
      Carl: Esquire?
      Mike: No.
      Carl: Maxam?
      Mike: No.
      Carl: Sports Illustrated?
      Mike: (interrupts) Modern Bride, okay?

    • Carl: Hey, you ever thought about one-of-them Russian mail-order brides?
      Mike: Here we go.
      Carl: Those women are very hot. Back when they were Commies, they weighed 300 lbs and all had mustaches.
      (Mike turns toward Carl)
      Carl: Democracy's what cleaned them b*tches up.

  • NOTES (2)

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #290.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: September 20, 2010 on 'A'
      United Kingdom: October 4, 2010 on Comedy Central
      Latin America: November 1, 2010 on Warner Channel
      Australia: February 18, 2011 on Channel 9
      Slovakia: November 25, 2011 on Markiza
      Turkey: June 7, 2012 on CNBC-e
      Czech Republic: December 23, 2012 on SMICHOV

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