Carl: Did you peruse that Kama Sutra book I gave you?
Mike: You mean the used sex manual you hid in my gym bag? No, I tossed both of them over the Oak Street Bridge.
Carl: Man, that's 2,000 years of sexual knowledge you threw away.
Mike: Hey, it wasn't easy for me... I've had that gym bag since high school.
Carl: Well, if you don't want any help from the Hindus, maybe it's time to invite science into your bedroom.
Mike: Carl, a sex swing is not considered science.