Mike & Molly

Season 2 Episode 16


Aired Monday 8:30 PM Feb 20, 2012 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Molly throws Mike a surprise birthday party after learning he hadn't had one since he was a child. Meanwhile, Samuel tries online dating.

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  • Samuel was in way over his head

    Samuel keeps asking Mike to loan him money to keep dating Amira. He can't keep that up. He says that he doesn't want to loose Amira but Mike says that if Samuel isn't being honest with her than he doesn't really have her and that is SO TRUE! Besides, what's Samuel gonna do if Amira wants to spend the night at his place? He lives in a 1 room apartment with 5 other guys!

    At the end Amira tells Samuel that she wants a house and he says that she will have. How's he going to get her that?

    This could've been said,

    Molly: No Samuel, we are not going to move out so you can tell Amira that this is your house.

    Samuel: It'll only be for 1 night, honest.

    Mike: Yeah and then she'll be asking to move in with you.

    Samuel: (sighs) OHHHHH, how nice that would be.

    Molly: Stick to the subject.

    Mike: I'm sorry Samuel, lending you my car fine but the house, no way.

    Samuel: What about your house, Carl?

    Carl: Forget it, my grandmother doesn't allow freeloaders to live there.

    Samuel: She let's you live there. Wait! Mike how about your mother's-

    Mike: NO WAY! People would rather die before asking my mother that!

    Samuel: Well, what if you buy me a house?

    Mike: No way! Molly and I need to save up for our own house.

    Samuel: But isn't housing the less fortunate more important?moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (4)

    • Carl: I mean, we need you to appear excited, but don't act like they just got called your name on The Price Is Right.
      Mike: Carl, don't worry about it, I can handle this.
      Carl: It's like when somebody sets you up with a sure thing - you know eventually her clothes are going to come off, but when they do you got to act like 'Oh my goodness, what an unexpected treat'! Otherwise that poor girl is just going to feel like a whore.

    • Victoria: So his mom hasn't thrown him a birthday party since he was 9? That's so sad.
      Molly: What? You've met her. She's a... hideous woman.
      Joyce: I guess that explains why he's 35, never been married and puts his belt on with a boomerang.
      Molly: So his weight issues are because of his relationship with his mother? What does that say about you and me?
      Joyce: You're big boned and have a hearty appetite. Now pipe down and give momma some more wine.

    • Carl: (to Samuel) Most of my success stories came from an international love site - Russian, Czechoslovakian, Ukranian...
      Mike: When they don't speak English it gives them a two-week head start before they realize he is full of cr*p in any language.

    • Molly: So, Peggy, your little boy's birthday is coming up.
      Peggy: I know when he was born, I was front and center, spreadeagled in stirrups screaming 'Get this monster out of me'.

  • NOTES (2)