Mike & Molly

Season 4 Episode 16

The Dice Lady Cometh

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Mar 24, 2014 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Molly: (plays a slot machine, wins nothing and goes to another slot machine) Come on.
      Old woman: (hits a jackpot on the machine that Molly just stopped playing) Yes.
      Molly: (to the old woman) That, uh... I w... I was playing that one.
      Old woman: (to Molly) You should've kept playing it.
      Molly: Well, how about...how about we say that we'll split it?
      Old woman: Why don't we say you shove it?
      Molly: You're a nasty woman. Enjoy the little time you have left.