Mike & Molly

Season 3 Episode 1

The Honeymoon is Over

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Sep 24, 2012 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Mike and Molly prepare to return home from their honeymoon, and Mike seems to be a changed man. Meanwhile, Carl is frustrated by not hearing from Mike, and Molly's family spend their last moments getting drunk before the newlyweds return home.

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    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (5)

      • Carl: (comparing Rob to Mike) See that? Fly zipped up and not a drop of mustard on his badge.
        Samuel: And clean hands and no toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
        Carl: I'm telling you, he's a class act - actually waited to get out of the car before he cut a fart.
        Samuel: Yeah, quite a change from Mike rolling up all the windows and shouting, "Live in it, man, live in it."

      • Vince: Hey, why don't we celebrate our last day of freedom with a nice pitcher of mimosas?
        Victoria: Why not! I'm guessing it's Sunday somewhere.

      • Victoria: Not too slutty for work, is it? Molly says it makes my breasts look like two pumpkins rolling off a porch.
        Joyce: She says the same thing about my thong underwear every time I go out to pick up the newspaper.

      • Molly: Mom and Victoria without adult supervision for two weeks?
        Mike: I'm guessing the whole house is empty wine bottles floating in bong water.

      • Molly: But we got to make promise that once the wheels touch down in Chicago, we are back on our diet.
        Mike: No question. Maybe in a couple of months we'll fit in our wedding rings again.

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    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Samuel: (to Carl) Well, Mike will be home tomorrow, so I'm guessing you'll stop moping around like Eeyore without his Pooh.

        Winnie-the-Pooh and Eeyore are characters from the Winner-the-Pooh books created back in 1926 by A.A. Milne. Eeyore is one of Winnie's many friends.