Mike & Molly

Season 2 Episode 5

Victoria Runs Away

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Oct 24, 2011 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Mike finds himself caught in the middle when Molly argues with her family over Victoria's problems with men.

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  • Thank you LORD for Mike and Molly on Monday nights.... one of the best episodes

    Thank you LORD for Mike and Molly on Monday nights.... for me it has totally bested Two and A Half Men now.

    In this episode Mike found himself caught in the middle when Molly argues with her family. Molly was telling Victoria that picking up a strange guy (Dylan) at the gas station was stupid and she could have gotten herself hurt.

    I really love this episode Molly, Victoria and Joyce really threw some words out there but Mike had to keep dodging.

    Victoria: "Oh... i'm sorry did Dylan and I keep you up last night?"Molly: "No... we slept like babies after we made love..."Mike: "...for an appropriate amount of time"


    Joyce: "If i had a dollar for every time Molly want to borrow money from me... she wanna borrow that too"


    Hey... Mike you cannot keep running from the house, remember you are marrying the 3 of those crazy bitches... so get your ass back in there and straighten them out.moreless
  • One of the best episodes of this show.

    The show improved alot in season 2 it got better and it has better jokes and this episode was so funny it ended the night with a bang so when i watched HIMYM, 2 Broke girls, and 2.5 Men i didnt think this could top them but it reached it's level it was brilliant, it maybe the best episode of this series till now and next week its Halloween and there will be a Halloween episode this season i dont remember that they had a Halloween episode last season i maybe wrong but im almost 90% sure so this will be fun to watch i just hope they do it right and if they have costumes or something they should have funny ones and cool ones i think it will be a fun episode next week.moreless

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  • QUOTES (9)

    • Molly: Come on, I know you're doing this just to get back at me.
      Victoria: No I'm not. You don't know everything. (shows the ipod that Molly thought Dylan stole) See? Here is your stupid ipod.
      Molly: What are you doing with it?
      Victoria: Thought it was my lighter. So who's the idiot now?

    • Joyce: Molly, now back off. Yes, your sister has a faulty picker but... You don't know for sure that this particular dirtbag is a thief.
      Victoria: Thank you mom.
      Molly: Fine, let's pretend that we haven't lost several major appliances after one of Victoria's conjugal visits.
      Joyce: Yeah, I do miss that margarita machine. The nightstand looks naked without it.
      Molly: What kind of a grown man wants a breadmaker?
      Victoria: The kind man that likes to make fresh bread for his wife and children.

    • Carl: (to Mike) You're taking dance classes? Can I go watch that? That sounds way better than roller derby.
      Samuel: And I'm guessing twice as many women will be knocked down.
      Mike: I don't know why I have to take these stupid classes - for a big man I'm actually very light on my feet.
      Carl: I think your feet would have a different opinion.

    • Mike: (to Molly) You know, I'm capable of pulling an all-nighter too, it's just that you're so darn sexy - it's like holding in a sneeze.

    • Molly: You don't know anything about this guy. For all you know, he could be a serial killer.
      Victoria: Serial killers don't offer to clean your windshield and tell you you're hot.
      Molly: Yes! Yes they do!

    • Victoria: Oh I'm sorry, did Dylan and I keep you up last night?
      Molly: No... we slept like babies right after we made love.
      Mike: For an appropriate amount of time.

    • Joyce: Let me tell you something: if, if I had a dollar for every time Molly wanted to borrow money from me, she'd borrow that too.

    • Joyce: There you are. Well, while you've been out dancing the night away, your sister is upstairs packing to move out.
      Mike: What? That's horrible.
      Molly: (begins to walk away) Please, she threatens to move out once a month.
      Joyce: She packed her bong.
      Molly: All right, I'll go talk to her.

    • Joyce: And just so you know - I've had exactly two glasses of wine!
      Molly: Those aren't glasses, they're aquariums with stems!
      Joyce: Hey, if it wasn't for the wine the two of you wouldn't even be here!
      Molly: Yeah? With the way you're drinking we'd have fifteen sisters!

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