Grandma's name is Rosetta.
Grandma: Carlton, you need to get your robe on and take on the keyboard for Sister Charice - she's sweatin' something fierce and the whole sanctuary smells like Remy Martin.
Carl: All right, Grandma. (turns to Victoria) If you sit up close, you can watch me work my magic on the organ.
Grandma: Get your perverted self in that sanctuary! What have I told you about tryin' to use Jesus as your wingman?
Victoria: You see fellas, I'm just not a morning person and they're all about that. I don't even know if my alarm clock has O-500 on it.
Molly: Yeah, and apparently they still have a "Don't ask, don't show up high" policy, so...
Joyce: Anyway, Victoria has always been my fragile one. It all started when she was five years old and I lost her at the zoo. Not entirely my fault - I mean, if they're gonna sell beer there, mistakes will be made.
Molly: You know, these egg whites aren't bad. I don't really miss the yolk at all.
Mike: Agreed. They don't add anything to the overall egg experience, except maybe texture, color and flavor.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #344.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: May 9, 2011 on CTV
Slovakia: January 19, 2012 on Markiza
Turkey: August 23, 2012 on CNBC-e
Czech Republic: January 14, 2013 on SMICHOV