Judge: Sentence carried out contrary to just instructions of this court.
Man: I had to be practical. It's hard to cut a guy's tongue out when he's still alive. I meant to get him unsuspecting but he bled out in the parking lot and he croaked before I got the tongue.
Judge: You acted as agent of this court while impaired.
Man: One beer is all...
Judge: Remember I am who I am. How was the corpse of the condemned disposed of?
Man: Same way as usual.
Judge: You've forgotten. You feel you can lie as freely to me as to yourself.
Man: Uh, they'll never find it. Um, I had to hurry.
Judge: Carl Nearman, you've acted selfishly. You've ignored both the requirements of justice and the procedures of this court. I'm discharging you from the court's service... Mr. Bardale... Stand and receive sentence.